"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Randomize
