I can't watch pbs sober anymore
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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