how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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