Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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