this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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