I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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