Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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