Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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