I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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