no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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