Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
last night I used snow as a chaser
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
