I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i believe in u and ur pee
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