just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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