I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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