guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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