Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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