He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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