The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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