So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
