Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
