He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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