Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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