but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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