the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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