I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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