So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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