Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
