Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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