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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.

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(714): View more from California

i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help

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(330): View more from Ohio

I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first

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(513): View more from Ohio

Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science

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