She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
