Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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