I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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