Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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