Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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