Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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