i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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