i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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