Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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