"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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