No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
two words: eviction party
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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