i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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