lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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