Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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