You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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