So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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