I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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