I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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