I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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