Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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