She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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