First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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