I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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