that's an acceptable place to lick
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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